Mastered By Muppets(Master of Puppets Metallica cover)
End of session day, Rubin works away: I'm your source of song-destruction Tunes that hurt you ear, poor sound engineer Leaving spikes on my instruction Trust me you will see Volume’s all you need Dedicated to How I'll limit you
Compressing faster Limit your Master Your albums sell faster With a loud Master Master
Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing… Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams Mastered Mastered Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream Bastard Bastard
Need to mix this way, never you dismay ”Loud” makes death magnetic clearer Gain monopoly, ritual Waves L3 Squash your tracks til it’s severe Gate and you will see More and more dB Dedicated to How I’m killing you
Compressing faster Limit your Master Your albums sell faster With a loud Master Master
Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing… Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams Mastered Mastered Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream Bastard Bastard
Master, Master, where's the version I've been after? Bearded, Bastard, you promised only lies Blaster, Blaster, recorded on a ghetto blaster? Laughter, laughter, laughing at those highs Spike to me!
Lars ain’t worth all that – “natural” kick and hats Kirk adds wah without a reason Never ending phrase, Jaymz goes on for days Rob, your shirt is out of season… I’ll record til 5 (then) I will help you buy Sandals that suit you Now you look cool too