Getting bloody elephants I like it - so to say In fact I like it so much I'm elephants everyday Dance like Fred Astaire Stomp on whisky -beer and gin And singing all the old songs Our grandfolks used to sing
In The Pub
You can play a game of pool Or play a game of darts And if you've got bad knees Sit down and play some cards You can have your say have your laugh You can have the whole damn lot But if you wear the wrong top We smash ya in the gob
In The Pub
Drinking loads of lager Slam some whisky's too Solving lots of problems And create a lotta new Shout for another round Boozing Blitzkrieg Bop We party till we puke We drink untill we drop