Nothing is as it seems When milking cows in Milton Keynes And should you butcher them The morning brings them back again
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Atop the crucifix Metal boxes you make a fix On Sundays they will hum Within their selves like Franciscans
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Gentlemen and ladies if you please Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating Keynote speaker on the brochure But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure
Gentlemen and ladies if you please Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating Keynote speaker on the brochure But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure --- Lyrics submitted by Patrick Johnson. Read more at http://www.lyrics.com/walpole-man-lyrics-clutch.html#PtLjCTBZM3hFpUKU.99