A U Come outside I'm fed up with you looking Like the cat who got the cooking I said A U You and me outside You've got the kind of face The face of a git And I really want to hit it I said A U You and me outside Coz I've been watching you Chatting up all the girls And I'm fed up with you And I've drunk enough
[Chorus] Someone's gonna get a slap tonight Someone's gonna get whacked tonight Someone's gonna get a smack tonight From me And it's gonna be you
A U You look like a poof How loud do I shout it ? Tell me what you're gonna do about it ? A U You and me outside You're a bloke who's heading for one A real fist magnet if ever I saw one A U You and me outside I saw you kiss that girl Over in the corner It's not jealousy It's just you and me
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[Bridge] You've got too much dosh, you're everything I hate You talk all posh, you make me so irate You're so cock sure, you're a liability I told you before, it's not jealousy It's not jealously It's just you and me