Astral archaeologists Electronics take a shit Gynaecologists and priests Very well-being their living Take these anti-coagulants Sterilise, cauterise and dress My confessions in a stainless steel chair Or a titanium chair Or a lithium... A shiny metal chair; do you want that? My favourite person is who visits me Be on your best behaviour Yeah, I know Yeah, I know Dirty hospitals, dirty hospitals Dirty hospitals, dirty hospitals It's a terrorist's briefcase or an innocent's bomb This place is run, it's overrun If only by the deceased Now I'm alone, and I have time to kill I sit and stare at my long, long fingers Ten inches is a monstrous size It doesn't do to glamourise There are rules and there are regulations Be on your best behaviour Yeah, I know Yeah, I know Yeah, I know Dirty hospitals, dirty hospitals, hospitals It's overrun by medical regime And I have hypnotists and anaesthetists It's struck dumb by vitamin deficiency Its medicine has terrorism Empty coagulates again Empty coagulates again Sugar shit and chloroforms (I have patience - I like to have a hands-on approach to things) Twenty-seven pills before 9 a.m. in the morning (Yellow, brown) Then another thirty-five by nine in the evening (And occasionally red) Three intravenous intrajections (I've used this before) One in the thigh, two in the eye One in the thigh, two in the eye (I'd like to try it again) One in the thigh, two in the eye But I'm confused between sexual, murder, magic, and medical Is the difference metric or imperial? Septic, fertile, furtive, or sterile? I take twenty-seven pills before 9 a.m. in the morning Another thirty-five by nine in the evening I have three intravenous intrajections a day One in the thigh, two in the eye One in the thigh, two in the eye...Eye! I've got two thighs and two eyes One in the thigh, and two in the eye These dirty hospitals, these dirty hospitals These dirty hospitals I have twenty-seven pills before 9 a.m. in the morning