Someone please save us, us college kids What my parents told me is what i did They said go to school and be a college kid But in the end i questioned why i did
I'm poor, I'm starving, I'm flat broke, I've got no cash to spend Sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band My girlfriends at another school i know this year will test her I called, found out she had 3 other boyfriends last semester
[Chorus] And thats why i say Oh no, not for me, not for me Call it torture, call it university No, arts and crafts is all i need I'll take caligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree
80 grand later i found out taht all i had learned Is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms The party scene is kinda mean, i think its sick and twisted The navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted
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Dont get excited, she'll say "no" without a doubt you see And ive decided college girls just wont go out with me They make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard Like cell phone service i drop out cause college is too hard
Its time to call my father Cause its his alma mater Good grades arent what they seem I think he knows the dean Its time to call my father Cause its his alma mater He said hes proud of me But college always was his dream And i would always say its not for me
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Phi, beta, delta, kappa Do waht will make you happy Do what you feel is right Only but one thing matters Learn how to live your life