CollegeHumor - Updated Pokérap (With All 718 Pokemon) | Текст песни и Аккорды

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I wanna be the best there ever was,
To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause!

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey,
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey,
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly,
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree!

You knew that part, but now there's more!
With all new games - more Pokémon to explore!

Gengar, Vullaby, Raticate, Toxicroak,
Armaldo, Vileplume, Skitty, Seismitoad,
Combusken, Snorlax, Milotic, Togepi,
Crustle, Gogoat, Luxio, Volbeat!
Metang, Herdier, Farfetch'd, Slowpoke,
Solrock, Gothitelle, Minun, Tympole,
Deerling, Aegislash, Sandslash, Steelix,
Graveler, Oshawott, Camerupt, Swirlix!

Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!

Ledyba, Sawsbuck, Shellos, Gabite,
Foongus, Duskull, Gulpin, Vanillite,
Espeon, Makuhita, Throh, Mewtwo,
Cleffa, Larvesta, Moltres, Pumpkaboo!
Emolga, Lotad, Haunter, Sewaddle,
Paras, Magneton, Duosion, Weepinbell,
Porygon-Z, Litleo, Flabebe, Articuno,
Lanturn, Munchlax, Basculin, Pidgeotto!

-Man, that was a lot! How many to go?
-Six hundred thirty-eight!
-Wait... What? No, no-no!

Galvantula, Staryu, Lopunny, Breloom,
Electabuzz, Luvdisc, Magmortar, Skiploom,
Wurmple, Avalugg, Piplup, Scyther,
Rhyperior, Tyranitar, Lairon, Pyroar!
Azumarill, Zekrom, Hippopotas, Glaceon,
Staraptor, Giratina, Yamask, Flygon,
Lickilicky, Pancham, Mantyke, Pidgeot,
Palkia, Wooper, Gallade, Pawniard!

-Gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all!
-Do we?
-Yes!

Fletchinder, Croconaw, Durant, Cherrim,
Mew, Amaura, Ursaring, Elgyem,
Clamperl, Magikarp, Chatot, Aurorus,
Pidove, Ludicolo, Darkrai, Nosepass!
Cranidos, Kyogre, Inkay, Magnezone,
Shuppet, Walrein, Delcatty, Gyarados!
Ralts, Latias, Chandelure, Torchic!
Wormadam, Abra, Venomoth, Joltik!

-For real, though... My throat's sore. I need a rest.
-No rest for the best!
-Best.. ugh... I get it, fine...

Sunkern, Wingull, Cyndaquil, Timburr,
Karrablast, Frillish, Keldeo, Serperior,
Starmie, Bellossom, Rufflet, Sharpedo,
Florges, Mienfoo, Weavile, Lunatone,
Phanpy,Vibrava, Flareon, Bulbasaur!
Cincinno, Swanna, Pinsir, Omastar!
Excadrill, Umbreon, Victini, Relicanth,
Chingling, Gliscor, Vanilish, Lilligant!

These are all seriously Pokémon!

Bronzor, Spearow, Kakuna, Castform,
Smeargle, Donphan, Porygon 2, Heatmor,
Kecleon, Spewpa, Meowstick, Wobbuffet,
Spritzee, Grumpig, Onix, Stoutland!
Abomasnow, Electivire, Aerodactyl, Solosis,
Aron, Mawile, Riolu, Lapras,
Dunsparce, Vivillion, Ho-Oh, Quilava,
Bunnelby, Exeggcute, Shelmet, Kingdra!

-Can I at LEAST get a snack? My blood sugar's low...
-We paid you to sing, not to stuff your hole!

Qwilfish, Skorupi, Burmy, Trubbish,
Metagross, Accelgor, Liepard, Corphish,
Shiftry, Illumise, Kricketot, Tepig,
Glameow, Buneary, Buizel, Togekiss,
Simipour, Groudon, Marill, Golbat,
Mime Jr., Zweilous, Spinda, Ninjask!
Misdreavus, Charmeleon, Regigigas, Weezing!
Chinchou, Aromatisse, Gothita, Nidoking!

-Can never have too many Pokémon!
-Ugh...

Corsola, Shinx, Zorua, Xatu,
Conkeldurr, Rayquaza, Golduck, Tentacool,
Jellicent, Dragalge, Murkrow, Lileep,
Unfezant, Wailmer, Monferno, Eevee,
Ambipom, Lombre, Grotle, Mantine,
Charmander, Alakazam, Azurill, Ferroseed,
Loudred, Electrike, Spiritomb, Electross,
Seel, Clefairy, Drifblim, Delphox!

-Gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all!
-But I have a life!
-Live it!

Volcarona, Vulpix, Hariyama, Reshiram,
Gloom, Malamar, Psyduck, Golem,
Sneasel, Simisage, Roggenrola, Blastoise,
Tynamo, Lampent, Klefki, Purrloin,
Skuntank, Taillow, Braixen, Yanma,
Dragonair, Machamp, Cacnea, Dialga,
Drifloon, Marowak, Stantler, Mudkip,
Panpour, Mienshao, Primeape, Fennekin!

Not even halfway through Pokémon!

Squirtle, Tyrogue, Yveltal, Bidoof,
Feraligatr, Cacturne, Beartic, Sliggoo,
Clefable, Nincada, Stunfisk, Mareep,
Ampharos, Magcargo, Caterpie, Slaking,
Probopass, Mr. Mime, Drapion, Floatzel,
Absol, Jumpluff, Torterra, Victreebel,
Axew, Pansear, Doublade, Nidoqueen,
Darumaka, Shroomish, Kirlia, Koffing!

-Hey, oh, thank god! Am I done?
-Nope! Just dropping off the next list!
-NO! PLEASE!

Hypno, Quagsire, Treecko, Horsea,
Bagon, Linoone, Phione, Bayleef,
Sudowoodo, Croagunk, Houndoom, Seadra,
Hitmonlee, Mightyena, Dedenne, Cresselia,
Darmanitan, Empoleon, Cubone, Hippowdon,
Rapidash, Diggersby, Arcanine, Hydreigon,
Carracosta, Tentacruel, Reuniclus, Garchomp,
Typhlosion, Carvanha, Dwebble, Machop!

Gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all!

Klinklang, Furfrou, Aggron, Mesprit,
Glalie, Krookodile, Fraxure, Archen,
Greninja, Phantump, Blaziken, Scizor,
Helioptile, Samurott, Slakoth, Clawitzer,
Meganium, Dratini, Bastiodon, Arceus,
Seviper, Manaphy, Shellder, Gorebyss,
Claydol, Arbok, Starly, Charizard,
Scolipede, Cascoon, Gible, Gardevoir!

-THAT'S IT! NO MORE!
-Don't you wanna be the very best?
-NO!
-Well the doors are locked, so you best finish!

Salamence, Pichu, Altaria, Clauncher,
Swinub, Ninetales, Slugma, Whismur,
Jigglypuff, Chimchar, Braviary, Nuzleaf,
Jynx, Tornadus, Chikorita, Stunky,
Musharna, Kabutops, Meloetta, Houndour,
Wartortle, Dusknoir, Shedinja, Emboar,
Zangoose, Froslass, Nidoran, Zubat,
Natu, Zoroark, Swellow, Noibat!

-This is wrong! People know I'm here!
-Just keep on rapping, no one's coming for you!

Seedot, Omanyte, Budew, Anorith,
Thundurus, Frogadier, Krabby, Togetic,
Cobalion, Bouffalant, Patrat, Surskit,
Kabuto, Scatterbug, Pansage, Litwick,
Crawdaunt, Grimer, Mismagius, Whirlipede,
Kricketune, Sableye, Miltank, Goldeen,
Skarmory, Heatran, Dustox, Metapod,
Roselia, Drilbur, Chespin, Marshtomp!

-Who are you?
-It's no use, you're caught, like we're
Gotta catch em all, Pokémon!

Jirachi, Alomomola, Beedrill, Parasect,
Spoink, Ledian, Ditto, Sentret,
Turtwig, Teddiursa, Slowking, Snover,
Sawk, Tirtouga, Tauros, Garbodor,
Meowth, Spheal, Mincinno, Scraggy,
Lilipup, Woobat, Zigzagoon, Flaffy,
Girafarig, Whimsicott, Dodrio, Poliwag!
Igglypuff, Happiny, Swablu, Swoobat!

[cough]

Sceptile, Swadloon, Banette, Ferrothorn,
Hoppip, Octillery, Slurpuff, Noivern,
Exploud, Hoothoot, Infernape, Shuckle,
Archeops, Plusle, Genesect, Weedle,
Snubbull, Ekans, Dodrio, Porygon,
Granbull, Latios, Golurk, Rhyhorn,
Purugly, Spinarak, Swalot, Swampert,
Cherubi, Roserade, Yanmega, Pelliper!

-Listen, i have to pick up my son from soccer practice. He waits for me.
-We have your son too!
-NO! Don't hurt him! I'll play your game...

Binacle, Tangrowth, Staravia, Silcoon,
Landorus, Larvitar, Vespiquen, Pikachu,
Venonat, Carbink, Ducklett, Beldum,
Tropius, Zebstrika, Drowzee, Smoochum,
Sigilyph, Cloyster, Regice, Goodra,
Pachirisu, Floette, Remoraid, Hawlucha,
Muuna, Magby, Growlithe, Pignite,
Furret, Bisharp, Simisear, Bergmite!

-Gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all!
-You won't get away with this!
-We already have!

Gigalith, Medicham, Leavanny, Shaymin,
Vanilluxe, Unown, Sandile, Kyurem,
Aipom, Beheyem, Trevenant, Dewgong,
Palpitoad, Bibarel, Deoxys, Watchog!
Barboach, Eelektrik, Scrafty, Kadabra,
Chesnaught, Raichu, Gurdurr, Gothorita,
Cryogonal, Politoed, Baltoy, Venipede,
Doduo, Haxorus, Exeggutor, Combee!

-Water... please...
-Water is a type of Pokémon!

Goomy, Rhydon, Lickitung, Cottonee,
Magmar, Klang, Nidorina, Blissey,
Xerneas, Torkoal, Trapinch, Shelgon,
Tranquill, Espurr, Sealeo, Lumineon,
Cubchoo, Deino, Krokorok, Meditite,
Registeel, Pangoro, Wigglytuff, Celebi,
Noctowl, Escavalier, Prinplup, Virizion,
Piloswine, Wynaut, Quilladin, Sylveon!

-How're you holding up?
-Not good... I..
-I don't care!

Pineco, Grovyle, Barbaracle, Slowbro,
Cradily, Tyrantrum, Wailord, Skiddo,
Whiscash, Suicune, Regirock, Azelf,
Kangashkhan, Audino, Entei, Bellsprout,
Druddigon, Ariados, Manectric, Froakie,
Maractus, Rotom, Chimecho, Bonsly,
Shieldon, Petilil, Honchkrow, Helioisk,
Chansey, Mamoswine, Mothim, Forretress!

-Gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all!
-Ugh...

Sandshrew, Huntail, Mandibuzz, Bronzong,
Cofagrigus, Zapdos, Delibird, Snorunt,
Numel, Finneon, Tangela, Poliwhirl,
Dusclops, Dewott, Gourgeist, Ivysaur,
Zygarde, Magnemite, Boldore, Snivy,
Gollet, Lucario, Oddish, Luxray,
Fletchling, Lugia, Klink, Carnivine,
Gligar, Crobat, Gastrodon, Beautifly!

-That's it... no more...
-Don't you love your son?
-Daddy, he's got a gun!
-I'll KILL YOU, YOU SOCIOPATH!

Nidorino, Voltorb, Talonflame, Amoonguss,
Hitmontop, Poochyena, Persian, Heracross,
Vigoroth, Totodyle, Sunflora, Raikou,
Pupitar, Feebass, Elekid, Geodude,
Machoke, Tyrunt, Masquerain, Leafeon,
Servine, Rampardos, Blitzle, Hitmonchan,
Skrelp, Uxie, Kingler, Muk,
Honedge, Terrakion..

-THAT'S THEM ALL, I'M DONE!
-Did you remember to say both Nidorans?
-Yes... Male and female...
-All right! Sounds good! Now let's go for take 2!
-NOOOOOOOOOOOO

-Gotta catch 'em all Pokémon!