Is this the frat life This is so phat to me Hittin' the ice-luge This is the sickest party Open your thighs Give my bros high fives, so sweet I'm just a frat boy, taking virginities Because it's golf pros, tennis hoes Gettin' high with my bros Anyway this bitch blows, doesnt really matter to me To me
Harlan, just killed a keg God I rule at Tony Hawk Dude you suck, don't even talk Duncan, we're up at beer pong If you don't sink 5 cups you're such a gay You guys, brooos I'm so f-ing drunk If Im not out of bed on time tomorrow Wake me up, wake me up I can't miss Western Civ
Oh great, I have to piss Break the seal yeah now it's time What the hell is with this line Goodbye everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and piss outside Oh no, duuude (There's a cop car) Damn you Gamma Pi I sometimes wish I never had pledged at all
I see a little party foul over there What a douche, what a douche someone get the mop bucket Chad and Moose are fighting What is with this lighting here Broke a lamp, broke a lamp Broke a lamp, broke a lamp Shards of glass inside my foot Oh God oh ow ow ow ow I tried to jump it thought I could clear it He tried to jump it, he's a drunk idiot Get him some gauze for his lamp injury Easy Trent, easy bro, think I'm bout to blow (Vomit noise) No! We will not let you bro, let me bro! (Vomit noise) No! We will not let you bro, let me bro! (Vomit noise) No! We will not let you bro, let me bro! Will not let you bro, let me bro! Will not let you bro, let me bro! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Dude I'm gonna, dude I'm gonna, dude I'm gonna let me bro Fuck all you guys, I'm gonna puke and rally, rally, rally
Swear to God I'm not crying, there's shit in my eye You guys promised to love me until we all died Oh Logan, cant do this to me Logan Just gotta get hugged, just gotta hug it out here
Brotherhood's forever, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, Bro-dy