I have a really… A really big secret Ooh, I try to keep it in I try to stay strong But it’s too heavy… and long
‘Cause I’m standing here With my incredibly long penis Just standing here With my extremely long penis
Oh god, I hate my penis genes I’ve covered it up, I’ve tucked it in But the penis finds it’s way back out again
Oh I’m in pain ‘Cause things get caught up in my penis
Oh I have a really big A really, really, really big problem I’m trapped in my friend’s Terrifyingly huge, constricting penis
I wanna scream and shout But I can’t get out I don’t wanna end up like our third band memeber Steve (That’s why there is no accordion to this song)
I told you, Steve to stay away But you didn’t listen Steve, now you’re dead
Killed by an incredibly long penis Oh, I apologize I’m just standing here Trapped in my friend’s sort of impressive penis Thank you for the compliment (I’m the penis)
I’m just standing here Talking to a really, really big penis Talking to a penis naked A really big penis naked, oh!
I’m nude Guess who’s nude talking to that penis, baby! Oh! I’m a naked penis talker Where is Steve, oh yeah, Steve’s dead Because of an incredibly huge penis, no!