All: Measure your life in football seasons Feel the passion and feel the heat Football is the only reason God Almighty gave us feet Goal!
Buy the ref a flippin' guide dog Do you call that a bleedin' pass? Kick it out mate, what a ball hog Dozy wanker, shift your arse! Two-nil!
You dirty bastard We'll have the last word
Boys: Come and have a go, have some of that You think you're hard but we know you're crap
All: Let's have another, just like the other Come on!
Boys: Viva the beautiful game Raise your voice for the people's sport
All: Long live the bountiful game Those who play, those who support Sick as a parrot, over the moon Score a couple more for A wonderful game, a magical game Thank God for football!
Girls: They're our lads and we support them Come on then, stick one in this time
All: It isn't a religion it's more important Sacred, holy and divine Three-nil!
Boys: Nice one, United We're all delighted
Girls: No joy tonight, forget it again My boyfriend's in love with eleven men
All: All sing together, comrades forever Up yours!
Viva the beautiful game It's what Saturdays are for Ooh! Ah! The triumph and pain Work to live but live to score We're on our way now, to Wembley
Up for the cup, it's The classical game, the marvellous game Thank God for football!
It's an obsession, the reason we're here Cos it's better than sex and it's better than beer
So viva the emerald team Mother Mary's Irish sons Viva the boys in green Shout for Ireland's youngest guns Green is the colour, soccer the game
Score a thousand more for The boys in green, the emerald team Playing for Ireland Playing for Ireland!