If you pick a nice White virgin Will she be the best of the bunch Cause after you laid her a few times She?ll want it ever so much And when you try and show her another position She?ll think it's so obscene But she?ll soon find out how good it is And she?ll still feel pure and clean
(Chorus) And she?ll end up driving you mad She?ll probably end up with your dad She?s a teenage slag
After she?s had a good time she?ll probably pass you by And then all your mates and everybody in the street will have a try Passing around all the pubs getting as many as she can And when she?s been ?round them all once she?ll go back ?round again