I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo People looking at me crazy, I don't care though I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no I say fuck no, I say fuck no Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
I'm a weirdo not a hero Had a psych eval didn't clear though Ergo I say ear-go Cut my ear off, now I can't hear stereo If that makes me weird, I'm weird I use a Mach3 razor on my beard I use a Mach10 razor down down here Seven more blades cause I like it sheer Use a banana as a telephone Use a banana as a telephone Use a banana as a telephone Spoon in my ear cause my brain's made of gelatone Latin girls say \"turn up the Reggaeton\" But it's me in a wig, mind is hella gone \"Ay papi, you crazy\" Yeah I'm crazy for driving Miss Daisy Best picture, must be doing something right Chicken bit off my dick at a cockfight Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight Bit a cop got a ticket for a cop bite I'm demented and deranged, motherfucker Choose the middle seat on a plane, motherfucker Just wrong like a dog in Ray Bans Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man Best picture, must be doing something right Fuck, I'm repeating myself, man I'm not right
I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo People looking at me crazy, I don't care though I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no I say fuck no, I say fuck no Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no