(Fuck!) It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake (oh, shit!) If the way is hazy (Fuck me!) You gotta do the cooking by the book (You bitch!) You know you can't be lazy (Motherfucher!) Never use a messy recipe (Fuck Ohww!) The cake will end up crazy (Fuck!) If you do the cooking by the book (Oh, Shit!!) Then you'll have a cake (Eargh!)
We (Eargh, oh!) gotta (wow, clow) have (Eargh! Jez..) it made (Wow) You (Cool, Jez..) know (Ee..) that I (Juz..) love (cool!) cake (Cool) Finally it's time (Cool) to (Wow) make...