Come stay with me stay in my room My duvet smells but so would you If you hadn’t washed in as long as I have And i’ll wash my balls if you say that you’ll grab them Nah i’m not gonna make you do that Its just you and me on the bench where we’re sat Socking back to my room and we can watch a movie And your passion for you will go right straight through me I’ll say something like ‘baby could you be the one that will always throw your love to me’ And you’ll be like nahh your just some pissed break tryna get some of me and that makes me sick And i’ll be like nah hi love you so much and i know it’s pathetic but i’ve had enough Of being alone on my own in my home i just wanna be here when your screaming and moan to me ‘Baby i want you!’ But i know you don’t you’ll just point at my boner and say ‘fuck off home!’
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me Melanie i don’t know how to spell your second name but i’ll try Melanie won’t you spend the day with me Melanie won’t you slap me one more time
And i'll cry and i’ll cry And i might wonder why This beautiful Mel girl don’t like guy Is it cause i didn’t wash my hair today And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go Except straight up your nose But you smell like a rose Not that i sniffed you although i massively would like to Your not just some bitch on a bench like the boys that i lie to The fact is now i was drunk when i saw you Did i not make it clear that i massively adore you You know i’d even quit drinking for you i shoulda been sober but i didn’t want to Before we started we were already over Cos i can’t talk to girls when i’m sober Girls like you aren’t common And when they come around i miss them But i can still say that i sat on a bench with the prettiest girl in Britain.
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me Melanie i don’t know how to spell your second name but i’ll try Melanie won’t you spend the day with me Melanie won’t you slap me one more time I’m sorry if you think that £1.50 was wasted those were the best damn chips I ever tasted
Melanie won’t you slap me one more time
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me Melanie i don’t know how to spell your second name but i’ll try Melanie won’t you spend the day with me Melanie won’t you slap me one more time