How are you today? THE COUNT: Do you have some nice potatoes? MRS. GROCER: I sure do.
Just step this way.
THE COUNT: Oh, so many nice potatoes.
MRS. GROCER: Want to buy a pound or two? THE COUNT: And when I see potatoes, there's just one thing I must do.
I must count! 1 potato, 2 potatoes, 3 potatoes, 4.
5 potatoes, 6 potatoes, 7 potatoes, more.
8 potatoes, 9 potatoes, even more than 10.
I will count all the potatoes, then I'll count them all again! 123, 124, 125 potatoes! Thank you very much.
I'll be back later.
Good bye! MRS. GROCER: Mario! That guy who always counts the potatoes was just here again! THE COUNT: Well, here I am at another shop.
Uh oh.
It looks like it might rain.
There's something else I might go shopping for.
Hello there, Mr. Salesman.
MR. SALESMAN: Yes, sir.
How are you today? THE COUNT: Do you have some nice umbrellas.
MR. SALESMAN: Yes, I do.
Please step this way.
THE COUNT: Oh, so many nice umbrellas.
MR. SALESMAN: Just the thing when raindrops fall.
THE COUNT: And when I see umbrellas, I just have to count them all! Oh, 1 umbrella, 2 umbrellas, 3 umbrellas, 4.
5 umbrellas, 6 umbrellas, 7 umbrellas, more.
8 umbrellas, 9 umbrellas, even more than 10.
I will count all the umbrellas, then I'll count them all again! 30! 31! 32 umbrellas! Thank you very much.
I'll be back later.
Good bye! MR. SALESMAN: Maurice! There was just a weirdo in here counting the umbrellas! THE COUNT: Well, here I am a little ways down the street, and look! A little news stand.
Hello there, news stand person.
LADY: Hi, what can I do for you? THE COUNT: Do you have some nice newspapers? LADY: Well, just look.
Of course I do.
THE COUNT: Oh, a great big pile of newspapers.
To read them would be fun, but when I see newspapers, I must count them one by one! 1 newspaper, 2 newspapers, 3 newspapers, 4.
5 newspapers, 6 newspapers, 7 newspapers, more.
8 newspapers, 9 newspapers, even more than 10.
I will count all the newspapers, then I'll count them all again! 76! 77! 78 newspapers! Thank you very much.
I'll be back later.
Good bye.
LADY: Every day that man comes and counts all my newspapers.
It's enough to make a person angry.
THE COUNT: Well, here I am, back at the grocer's again.
You know, I like to go shopping, but I love counting so much, it's very hard to get any shopping done! Oh, 1 potato, 2 potatoes, 3 potatoes, 4.
5 potatoes, 6 potatoes, 7 potatoes, more.
8 potatoes, 9 potatoes, even more than 10! Oh, let me count the potatoes over and over again!