This is our holiday From ducking down or keeping quiet Not to my dismay Your fate hangs Next to the gallows It’s no big surprise Your charms are on display You better watch your step ‘Cause this one minds his prey
Oh no he’s lost his place ‘Aint that a shame The congregation sure wants in Cause they know him by name
Everybody says that you’re an asshole Guess I can say that you’re an asshole I can say that you’re an asshole now
Just stand quiet No body’s listening anyhow No honey don’t try it No-no-no-no-no-no-noooo Once a prodigal son Now a tip-toeing fool Keep your distance Cause this one just might lose his cool
Oh no he’s lost his place Ain’t that a shame The congregation sure wants in Cause they know him by name
Everybody says that you’re an asshole Guess I can say that you’re an asshole I can say that you’re an asshole now