You ready?! Let's go! Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about It's like this yo c'mon
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
Dan! - He doesn't need to win every hand He just wants to be first whether it's the bluff or the call He's going to fold every single hand, alone In spite of the fact that some people still think that they'll beat him But fuck them, he's got the read It's not about the strategy It's all about the salary and making some dough Making the story - making sure his stack goes up That means when he has it down Gus's picking it up! Let's go!
Who the hell is he anyway? He never really talks much Never concerned with status but still leaving them star struck Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact That many misjudge him because he makes a living from winning stacks Put it together himself, now the Hold'em connects Never asking for someone's help, or to get some cold deck He's only focused on what he bets, his skill is beyond reach And now the card unfolds, the kill of an artist
This is twenty percent skill Eighty percent gear Be a hundred percent clear cause Ivey is ill Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the pot in flames And I heard him rock it with The Series Poker, "Name Of The Game" Came back dropped underdogs, flopping the nuts I'm like Phil man, why you had the craziest bluff? This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots His stack's through the roof I heard he's fucking with Long Shots
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They call him Hellmuth, the brat And he's rocking hands with Chan got him the first title he's hot Found him playing Poker with God What a fuckin' nihilist porcupine He's a prick, he's a cock The type women want to be with, and the pros hope he gets shot Lots of years in the playing, impatiently waiting then blow Now the record Mr. Hellmuth's taking over the globe He might be crazy at times, but his read is crazily dope You wont believe the kind of read that comes out of this dude's throat
Dwan! - He's not your everyday on the block He knows how to work with what he's got "Durrrring" his way to the top He often gets a comment on his name People keep asking him was it given at birth Or does it stand for an acronym? No he's living facts, got him rocking the deck He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with X Him and his moves are known around as one of the best Dedicated to what he do and give a hundred percent
Forget Sam - Nobody really knows how or why he's just so good It seems like he's never got tied Because he wins every street and he wins every blind And I've seen him at work when that style goes on in his mind It's like a design is written in his head every time Before he even touches the hand or checks in no time And those kinda of bluffs that he kills with, The bets that he fires? Ridiculous, without even trying, How did he do it?!
Yeah! Poker stars Dan Negreanu, Phil Ivey Tom Dwan, Hellmuth, Sam Trickett