I ought to think myself a lucky girl, I know 'Cos I'm engaged But still somehow I don't think so John. That's the name of my fiancée you see There's no mistake, he's very fond of me He took me out for walks and oh he was so nice He always used to kiss me on the same place twice Often in the Park we would sit and spoon And I was oh so happy till the other afternoon.
Chorus: John took me round to see his Mother His Mother, his Mother And while he introduced us to each other She weighed up everything I had on She put me through a cross examination I fairly boiled with aggravation Then she shook her head, looked at me and said 'Poor John, Poor John.'
As soon as she could get me all alone, oh dear She asked so many questions that I felt quite queer Thought John too young to take a wife just yet Asked when and where it was that we first met She said no girl could help but worship her dear son And told me pretty plainly what a prize I'd won Started fairly slow, then she made a spurt And hoped that I knew how to put a tailpiece on a shirt.
Chorus: John took me round to see his Mother His Mother, his Mother And while he introduced us to each other She weighed up everything I had on She put me through a cross examination I fairly boiled with aggravation Then she shook her head, looked at me and said 'Poor John, Poor John.'
She said 'Young girls today are all for outside show The clothes you see may look alright, the rest, oh no' What she was driving at I soon made out My style of dress was too refined no doubt Then all at once she gave a sigh and cried 'Oh for I wonder what on earth he wants to marry for?' That was quite enough, up my temper flew Says I 'Perhaps it's so that can get away from you.'
Chorus: John took me round to see his Mother His Mother, his Mother And while he introduced us to each other She weighed up everything I had on She put me through a cross examination I fairly boiled with aggravation Then she shook her head, looked at me and said 'Poor John, Poor John.'