Here I go, 9 am Sitting here, staring at the tube again I'm in denial, I'd in defeat Cause if I don't get to see her, I'll be incomplete Got no school, got no job My friends keep saying I'm a lazy slob But there's one thing I can't stand It's when they're talking while I'm watching Regis and
Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa A mommy with the body of a stripper Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa She's so fine, I'd settle for her dad Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa If I had some chocolate, I would dip her Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa Why you wanna make a boy go bad?
Riding around in my car Worshipping a TV goddess from afar There's no way I can see Her ever leaving Regis just to be with me My girlfriend's mad cause I can pay Attention to her, watching (Ripa all day) It must be hard when you're a girl To be an Angelina in a Kelly world
Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa If she was a naughty girl, I'd whip her Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa Rocking all the polyester plaids Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa If she was a crime, I would commit her Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa Why you wanna make a boy go bad?
How's a guy supposed to believe in everything he's not Try my best to fight this fire with fire
Why you wanna try to take my TV set away? (Hey) How am I supposed to wake and start another day? (Hey) Clearly, you are dealing with a desperate man who's close to insane
I've lost my mind, the doctor's say They locked me up but really, that's okay Cause my new nurse looks just like
Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa If she was a lollipop, I'd lick her Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa Kind of makes mistakes, she's probably sad Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa A mommy with the body of a stripper Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa She's so fine, I'd settle for her Rocking all the polyester Why you wanna make a boy go bad?