I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight When my monster, from its slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise
He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash The Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash He did the Mash, it caught on in a flash He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash
From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the Mash, they did the Monster Mash The Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash They did the Mash, it caught on in a flash They did the Mash, they did the Monster Mash
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman Dracula, and his son
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this Mash was meant, too When you get to my door, tell them Borris sent you
Then you can Mash, then you can Monster Mash The Monster Mash, and do my graveyard smash Then you can Mash, you'll catch on in a flash Then you can Mash, then you can Monster Mash