Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars had smashed him so hard
Once there was this girl who Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room But when they finally made her They saw birthmarks all over her body She couldn't quite explain it They'd always just been there
But both the girl and boy were glad 'Cause one kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this boy whose Parents made him come directly home right after school And when they went to the church They shook and lurched all over the church floor He couldn't quite explain They'd always just gone there