Listen children young and old Gather 'round and you'll be told It's tradition every year Winter Veil is drawing near Listen up today's the day Father Winter's on his way Bringing with him treats and toys Giving them to girls and boys Greatfather Winter won't you bring Something for my stocking Something shiny something bright Some goggles I can use at night Greatfather Winter don't be late For that day we just can't wait So bring us lots of treats and toys And fill our Winter Veil with joy See the presents at the tree A blunderbuss for you and me Don't you cry and don't you pout Don't you shoot your eyeballs out Sip the eggnog try some cake Find the Greench for goodness sake Fly a reindeer 'cross the sky Don't fall off or you might die Greatfather Winter won't you bring A Turbo-Charged Flying Machine Some rocket boots that make me fly And I just want a motorbike Greatfather Winter won't you please We're begging you down on our knees So bring explosives and a gun And then we'll surely have some fun So grab your girlfriend just like so And kiss her at the mistletoe If you want some epic loot Pick her up a winter suit Buy a pint of Winter Ale Drink too much and you will fail Turn yourself into a Gnome Send a stolen reindeer home Greatfather Winter won't you bring A Clockwork Rocket Bot for me Something violent, something loud Something to disperse a crowd Greatfather Winter can't you see We're excited as can be So bring us lots of treats and toys And fill our Winter Veil with joy