Every week on Monday, I kill ogres at six. I spend five hours pwning them and showing off my tricks. Every week on Tuesday, I fight kobolds at eight. I’ll play online till 3 am and never procreate.
Tank, Tank, Heal, Tank Stab, Cast, Pwn Kill, Kill, Respawn Instance Zone Epic, Blue, Green Roll, Loot, Groan Tank, Tank, Heal, Tank Stab, Cast, Pwn!
I farm for rep on Wednesdays, and Thursdays are a bore, I do dailys all day long ‘cuz I am that hardcore. On Fridays I am social with all of my best friends. We laugh and talk the night away until our l33t raid ends.
*chorus*
On Saturdays, from one to ten, my guild does epic raiding. If I roll a ninety-nine I’ll do some gear upgrading. Sundays are my favorite days when I get relaxation. I grind for gold to buy a mount like its my occupation.