I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there And when I die, it will still be somewhere
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
A man once took a very famous photograph Went in books and even lectures Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub
Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
Scientists have recently just found out About a fish they didn't know of That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that