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Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming...
Fuck off to the Falklands for your sea-faring fun
Big man's jerk off dreamland, looking down the barrel of a gun
Friggin in the riggin another imperialist farce
Another page of British history to wipe the national arse
The royals donated Prince Andrew as a show of their support
Was it just luck the only ship that wasn't struck
Was the one on which he fought?
Three cheers for good old Andy, let's take a pic for his mum
And stick it up the royal, stick it up the royal
Stick it up the royal album

Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming...

Onward Thatchers' soldiers, it's your job to fight...
\"And, You know, I don't really give a toss
If the cause is wrong or right, my political neck means more to me
Than the lives of a thousand men, if I felt it might be of use to me
I'd do it all over again. The Falklands was really a coverup job
It obscured the mistakes I've made, and, you know
I think the gamble I took could certainly be said to have paid
With unemployment at an all-time high and the country falling apart
I, Winston Thatcher, reign supreme in this great nations' heart\"...

While the men who fought her battles are still expected to suffer
Thatcher proves in parliament that she's just a fucking nutter
The iron lady's proved her metal, has struck with her fist of steel
Has proved that a heart that is made out of lead
Is a heart that doesn't feel

Now Thatcher says... \"Oh raunchy Ron, we've fought our war
Now it's your turn to prove yourself in El Salvador
I've employed Michael Heseltine to deal with P.R.
He's an absolute prick, but a media star
He'll advocate the wisdom of our cruise missile plan
Then at last I'll have a penis just like every other man
They can call it penis envy, but they'll pay the price for it...
But the peasants are hungry Mags \"Let them eat shit\"

Who the fuck cares, we're all having fun?
Mums and dads happy as their kids play with guns
The media loved it, when all's said and done...
'Britain's bulldog's off the leash' said the Sun
As the Argies and Brits got crippled or died ed
The bulldog turned around and clapped in our eyes.
Brit wit, hypocrite, don't you yet realise
You're not playing with toys, you're playing with lives...
You piss straight up in your self-righteous rage
Wilfs, goms and gimps in the nuclear age
Four minute warning, what a shock, well balls to you rocket cock
You're old and you're ill and you're soon going to die
You've got nothing to lose as you fill up the skies
You'd take us all with you, yeah, it's tough at the top
You slop bucket, shit filled, puss ridden, death pimp snot.. YAH FUCK

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