I’ve got a brand new pair of genes I’ve been to the doc, he’s got the means He’s turned me into a Sex Machine He’s given me a pair of enormous balls That could even fill the Festival Hall With schoolgirls *screaming* for more and more (*sometimes creaming or even squeaming*)
(Chorus:) I’m going to the doctor’s It’s easy you see No need for operations And you’ll know how it feels
Tomorrow I get my hands done With fifteen fingers and a phallic thumb I’ll rattle the girls till they come and come The stomach lining change has really done the trick It brews alcohol and give me kicks And makes me have supersonic sicks
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I’ve got pricks on my toes and one on my nose And some on my back that nobody knows And the one I got first still grows and grows I’ve got a set of clits hanging in my ear I went to the doc to get a smear He told me I had gonorrhoea
I nuclear prick is hidden up my bum I tried it on a lady who likes some fun And she got blown to kingdom come