Crazy Boris - Dragons are assholes! | Текст песни

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Deep in a cave, or high on a mountain,
Or guarding their gold at the end of a dungeon,
A beast prepares to raid your castle;
That's when you realize, dragons are assholes.

Burning your village with fiery eruption,
They talk during movies, they ruined Inception,
Flying up high, skyward and fast,
When they're not driving hummers, their brights on full blast,
Tailgating your ass,
There's two lanes, JUST PASS.

A killing machine from its tail to its snout,
That'll screw with your Facebook if you don't log out.
They terrorize kingdoms, they're burning down forts,
They pay off their bar tabs with child support!

If a knight would attack, the dragon would burn 'em
And then borrow his lighters and never return 'em.
These dagger-toothed douchebags that none can defeat,
Wear spandex and ride bicycles in the street,
Even though there's a sidewalk right there,
And I know it's illegal to ride bicycles in the sidewalk in most inner-city areas but, come on, lets be honest you're a legitimate traffic hazard. So cut that crap out. Seriously.

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