Through the woods of Summoner's Rift, He rides along deadly and swift, A Doran's shield is what he wields, As he charges 'cross the battlefield. Renekton is on defense, His health is full but his brain is dense, The two collide charging headfirst, Rammus comes out with an alligator-skin purse.
Pro Rammus, A force to be unleashed, Has a giant's belt, a Warden's mail, Randuin's Omen Banshee's Veil,
Pro Rammus, a hero to us all, Cut Maokai down and took his bark, Made Nocturne afraid of the dark.
Gangplank never stood a chance, Crapped a cannonball in his pants, Mordekaiser was no big deal 'cuz Rammus has powerballs of steel. Sent Nasus back to the pound, Towers falling all around, Made Warwick meow just like a feline, What's up next? Twisted Treeline.
Pro Rammus, he's got a way with words, Made Annie cry, shot Corki down, Made Nunu cold, made Shaco frown!
Pro Rammus, got armor points for days, Minions, towers and a nexus, Part of his daily breakfast.