Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Heavy Boobs (feat. Rachel Bloom) | Текст песни

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• Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
• Heavy Boobs (feat. Rachel Bloom)

I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like dying stars, I got them
Heavy boobs, heavy boobs
I can't run real far

Let me break down what I just said
Each of my double Ds
Has the volume of a toddler's head
Not bitchin' 'bout my boobies
They look super fly in shirts
But if I swung them in your face
You'd be like, oh, my God, that hurts

I'm blind, holy crap
I literally can't see
I have permanent retinal damage
I'm suing you and your heavy boobies

Heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like dying stars
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
They each have their own memoirs

What you gotta know is that
Boobs may be where it's at
But if you cut them open
They're just sacks of yellow fat

Stuff falls into my bra
It's a little bit of a drag
But when I go to bed at night
It's like opening a Mary Poppins bag

Whee, candy and pennies!

I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like dying stars
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Don't need an air bag in my car

Here is a list of all of the objects
That I can hold under my boobs
Stapler, ten pencils
Paperback copy of Arabian Nights
Dog bone, remote control
Hardback copy of Wuthering Heights

See, when a star is dying, it
transforms into a red giant.
And if the red giant does not
have enough mass to fuse carbon,
an inert mass of carbon and
oxygen builds up in the center,
transforming into a dense white dwarf.

And yeah, like, that's my boobs.
That's... that's what my boobs are like.

I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like a white dwarf
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
They'd be a catch at Fisherman's Wharf

I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Don't ever forget that
These heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Are just sacks of yellow fat
Like the stuffing of a couch
They're just sacks of yellow fat
Technically meant to feed a baby
They're just sacks of yellow fat.

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