Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - JAP Battle (EXPLICIT) | Текст песни

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This is real deep beef from way back in the past
Deeper than I'll put a foot up in the crack of your ass
Come on, let's do this
Your little pals can witness how vicious

This Westchester alpha bitch is
I'm straight up malicious
A verbal curb stomper
Since we were toddlers, I've studied every

Chink in your armor
And between your folks' divorce, and that
Haircut on you, I'm really not sure
Which one's the bigger shondeh

That means \"disgrace\"
I'm translating for the goys
Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys
But now, we'll see whose bars will prevail

In this beef of two hard-as-nails
Shebrews from Scarsdale
We've got a conflict of interest
I'm about to give Levine the business

Spittin' venomous hate
Penetrating her defenses
It's a JAP battle
A what?

A Jewish American Princess
Rap battle
Daughters of privilege
Spittin' mad flow

Find that term offensive?
Too bad, yo, oh, snap
It's a JAP battle rap
Look, academically, you could never catch me

You were close, but no match scholastically
No how, no way
I put the \"O.G.\" in \"5.0 G.P.A.\"
Well, speaking of which, are you A.P. graded?

'Cause these days you look a bit heavily weighted
And all your book crackin'
Don't make up for the fact that I'm strapped
With that killer instinct that you lack

Sweetheart, here's what
You're not understanding, I'm street-smart
You mean, 'cause you minored in Urban Planning?
Bitch, I know you

That tough act's a bluff
So sheket bevaka shut the hell up
Your temper, you lost it, oh, cute
Like you're going to lose this lawsuit

Keeping your piehole shut would be quite wise
Though you kept it open wide for the AEPI guys
And I banged your hedge fund manager fiancé
Back in college over winter holidays

Bathroom stall at the matzo ball and honestly
I gotta say
Really not hot at all
Finished quick, rotten lay

This is...
A JAP battle
Bane of my existence
Your rhymes are facile
From Golden's Bridge

To North Castle
Wipe you off the map
In this JAP battle rap
Bunch, you're a curse, you're a blight

We were frenemies at first spite
Think your verse is tight?
Then you're tripping like birthright
I'll wipe the mirth right off

Your ugly mug and fill you full of slugs
Like a straight up thug
Uh, that word is racist, someone ought to tell you
Like me, I belong to the ACLU

Spare me, I'm a card-carrying member
Plus, I spent a semester in Kenya, remember?
Well, I volunteered in Ghana

Well, I guess that makes us equal

Well, it's settled then
We're both cool with black people
'Cause we're liberals
Duh, progressive as hell

Though, of course, I support Israel
Audra, wait we share so many traits
Should we shake hands
And erase the hate

Created by our mothers pitting
Us against each other for
Accolades and grades
We were egged on like Seder plates

Nah.
In summation
You left New York
For this sunburnt shtetl

Now you're like \"Oh, Audra, let's settle\"
You want to get salty like the Dead Sea?
Word, but call off this suit
Or you're dead, see, word.


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