Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Math of Love Triangles | Текст песни

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What's a girl to do when
she's stuck between men?
It's like she's a Barbie
with two perfect Kens
But wait, it just occurred to me
Maybe I can solve
this with geometry.

Yes, smarts can help this
\"sitchywation\" untangle.
So, professors, teach me
The math of love triangles
Yay. Time for book facts.

A triangle is a polygon
With three edges
and three vertices.
Take the base times the height
Cut that in half to find
the area of the surfaces.
Uh-uh, I wasn't really
listening but I can see
The center of the
triangle is lil ol' me

The math of love triangles
Isn't hard to learn
You're not taking
in what we're saying
We're a little bit concerned
Yes, the math of love triangles
Is as simple as can be
Whichever Tom or
Dick I might pick
The center of the
triangle is lil ol' me
Actually, a triangle
has multiple centers.

This triangle's scalene
That's astute
So I need to decide
Which man's more acute
Here's Pythagoras' theorem
Will this help me choose?
If not, I'll be swinging
From a \"hypotenoose\"
Let's take a look
At what this line bisects
Is that spelled
B-I-S-E-X?
Those are good puns,
but please pay attention
Oh, no, professors,
am I facing suspension?
A swing!
It's literal suspension.
The math of love triangles
Isn't hard to learn

We're starting to suspect
You don't sincerely want
to know about triangles!
Yes, the math of love triangles
Is as simple as can be
I need to choose between
men, but until then
The center of the
triangle is lil ol' me
Is this a triangle?
No, that's a shoe
Is this a triangle?
No, that's you
So, I'm a triangle?
What? No!
One, two, three, six
Eight, three, go...

You don't seem to know how to count.
We're sincerely worried about you.
Catch me!
You're ruining the number!
This angle's right
Which angle's right?
No, not right like correct
Ooh, are you erect?
No, 90 degrees
That's really erect
The math of love triangles
is super-duper fun
We're tired of all your tangents
That's also a triangle pun
Oh
Thanks for teaching me man math
You all deserve a kiss
Lady, we're all gay
We get nothing out of this
Neither man will notice
my learning disability
'Cause the center
of the triangle
Is lil, old, sexy, little baby
Me...

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