Ma, she's making eyes at me Ma, she's all so nice to me She has almost breaking my heart I'm beside her, please let her conscience guide her
Ma, she wants to marry me Be my honey bee Every moment she gets bolder Now she's leaning on my shoulder Ma, she's kissing me
Ma, she don't look good to me Ma, her waist is 53 She has almost ruined my car When we go out all the tires begin to blow out
Ma, she wants to marry me That could never be Suppose a baby should come later It's got to look like an alligator Ma, why don't you rescue me?
Ma, I found out she's got dough Ma, she owns the B&O She has just bought eight city blocks In New York City You know, all at once the girl looks pretty
Ma, if I would say \"I do\" She would promise to Make my future very pleasant Fort Knox would be my wedding present Ma, she looks good to me
Buy me the seven seas to swim in Replace the fish with gorgeous women Ma, she looks good to me