Oh, it's so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls Make yourself comfortable My place is so divine Don't you think I'm wonderful? Say yes! You're on my time
Stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy
Don't try to leave The doors are locked and only I have got the key Forget the windows they're nailed shut and boarded up So you can't see You'll love the light show Oh, I'm sure you'll think it's swell When they go off You're welcome to my living hell
Stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy
Come here my sweet Let me help you with that There, that's better
I'm overjoyed at all the games I'm playing here with you today But I'm so sad the party's over and we can no longer play You think you're going home to your own little bed But that's impossible you can't sleep when you're dead
Stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away from Captain Howdy Stay away