Prepare your stomach to set sail on the virtual sea of pizza!
Well it happened in the month of June The crew'd been partying since noon The sun had not yet even sunk But we were fucking drunk The beast it called from deep inside We knew there was no way to hide Hunger creature attacking Appease the foodening
Piled in the car and hit the streets In search of eats on which to feed The destination this epic day The pizza buffet
$3.49 All you can eat pizza $3.49 Pasta and eats at $3.49 The price denotes the mark of the feast
We climbed across the buffet table Devouring all that we were able And when your average men would drop We didn't fucking stop We cleaned out the entire store Pizza warriors, we righteous four We razed and pillaged this delicious land Buffet vikings
$3.49 All you can eat pizza $3.49 Pasta and eats at $3.49 The price denotes the mark of the feast
MARK OF THE FEAST!!! (4x)
The foodination was strong this day And we annihilated the whole buffet But when we asked the counter girl for more She turned and pointed us to the fucking door.
PAY HEED TO THE SIGN!! ALL YOU CAN EAT!! IT SAYS FOR $3.49, NOW OUR DEMANDS ARE CLEAR IF YOU GET IN OUR WAY YOU'LL PERISH ON THIS DAY FOR NO ONE CAN CONTAIN, THE FUCKING FOODENING!!!