There is no use pretending anymore, That he didn't really know the score, Questions asked and doubts arose, He should've seen beyond his nose, Should've realised they were all in cahoots with Hey Boots, Hey! Boots Hey!
When bosom friends began to back bite, He tried to steer clear of nonsense trite, Tried to change his name to but and win, This move I intended to win, Should've realised we were all in cahoots with Hey Boots, Hey! Boots Hey!
Are they legal or are they forbade? Heaven knows we were all in cahoots with Hey Boots