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Bachelor’s Life

My Moustache is never groomed
I Don’t Ever Have To Clean My Room
I Just Sit Around And Watch Cartoons
Cause It’s a Bachelor’s Life For Me.

My Toe Nails are Way Too Long
I sit around just playing with my dong
Then i write another bullshit song
Cause It’s a Bachelor’s Life For Me

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Come on over baby, let’s have some fun

I haven’t showered in 30 days
I sit around eating a week old cake
And every hour I masturbate.
Cuz it’s a bachelor’s life for me.

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of whisky
Come on over baby let’s throw the frisby
and if you beg i’ll try not to get frisky
Better yet, I’ll blame it on the whiskey

Cuz it’s a bachelor’s life for me
(yo ho)

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