My Moustache is never groomed I Don’t Ever Have To Clean My Room I Just Sit Around And Watch Cartoons Cause It’s a Bachelor’s Life For Me.
My Toe Nails are Way Too Long I sit around just playing with my dong Then i write another bullshit song Cause It’s a Bachelor’s Life For Me
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum Come on over baby, let’s have some fun
I haven’t showered in 30 days I sit around eating a week old cake And every hour I masturbate. Cuz it’s a bachelor’s life for me.
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of whisky Come on over baby let’s throw the frisby and if you beg i’ll try not to get frisky Better yet, I’ll blame it on the whiskey