* [Hook] "Half animal, half man" - Eminem "Half man, half amazin" - Nas "It seems so amazin", "I verbally burn a nigga" - Canibus "Check the flows of the major deacon "- Redman
[Deacon the Villain] Get close and lose your soul Dr. ? so the G-version of how this story is really told Conquerin' Deacon is a silly goal You're just a common new editon for a Faces of Death videos Splish splash in your own blood bath Holdin' your chest bigger than Bobby Brown's drug stash Bigger than Louie Anderson's belly flop splash Ass streatch wider than Jim Carrey's mouth when he laughs You might as well smoke a cigarrette while you huff gas Facin' me is dummer than using fingernail clippers to cut grass (Your choice) Dozen inch dick or a cocked twelve Cause playin' Cool J is the only time I'm rockin' L Death follows me like gunshots and hot shells The last time I stopped rappin' coffin makers stock fell Like a seeled water hose I got rap locked well but your album is an iron raft, that shit will not sail/sell
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[Deacon the Villian] ? questions when testin' me I got so many punchlines You'd think I'm fightin' off referees My specialities is any type of world weaponry So stop stressin' or catch a hot lesson You wouldn't be fly ? demonic possessions I deliever lung shots that cause pneumonic depressions Jump inside ? of bubonic infections Liek poision commuion wine People can't stomache my blessings In a battle session I can blow out daylight Cause I'm like Shakesphere retired I never playwrite/play right Never say shit twice Give ya one chance to hear it My flow Godly touches your spirit so ya better fear it I collect souls and put 'em on clearance Death's about to make an appearance due to your interfearance So don't surprise me and start my defense reflex Cause I'm dope enough to suffocate your weak set with a Kleenex
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[Deacon the Villain] I've been the truth since the cradle While most of y'all are so good at lyin'/lion I thought Simba raised you Realize what I do to guys with lines The only Mac you got came Super Sized with fries Brand me, half animal, half cannibal Make like Bruce Banner and throw a fuckin' van at you The rap Hannibal, it takes +Silence+ to stop violence Undermine my talents and leave you lyin' under violins My skills are like Bill Gates stock wealth While half of y'all are fake fur, I mean not felt I move at speeds that'll make a stop watch melt Like autofellatio, I'm only tryin' to top self That's why half of these punks are scared to fight They talk shit then bleed like dog parasites But I terror write, out the frame and set fire to the canvas My deaths is eternal, you'll never understand this