Hey there poser You look pretty stupid to me Hey there poser I'm broke and it's half past three Hey there poser Creeping towards the door Hey there poser I wish you were a beer!
I wish you were a beer (x4) Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net! I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)
Hey there poser You look pretty stupid to me Hey there poser All dressed like a wanna-be Hey there poser Creeping towards the door Hey there poser I wish you were a beer!
I need a machete just to get to your face. I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)
Hey dude... (giggle) Are you in a band? Ya look good! Hey, fuggedaboudit! I wish you were a beer!