Rich Swann 2 (I'm On a Boat (Feat. T-Pain) by The Lonely Island)
(shorty) Aww shit Get your towels ready it's about to go down (yeah yeah yeah, shorty) Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck, but stay on your motherfuckin toes We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me cuz I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (yeah)
I'm on a boat, motherfucker Take a look at me Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea (yeah yeah yeah) Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat You can't stop me motherfucker Cuz I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We're drinking Santana champ' Cuz it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies I'm flipping burgers you at Kinkos Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin Doing flips and shit The dolphin splashing Getting everybody all wet (whohohh, yeah yeah) But this ain't Sea World This is real as it gets I'm on a boat motherfucker Don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and It's going fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo If you on the shore Then you sure not me-o
Get the fuck up This boat is REAL
Fuck land I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker) Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker) I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker The boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow Like Kevin Garnett: "Anything is possible!"
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeahh) Poseidon, look at me Ohhhooohhoo Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way And believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me cuz I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat