My heart is paralyzed My head was over sized I'll take the highroad like I should! You said it's meant to be, that it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good, That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:
Chorus: She went down in airplane... Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quick sand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbye She met a shark on the water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died!
My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Someday I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) She'll think I'm super man Not super mini van how could you leave on Yom Kippur? That's cool, but if my friends a where you are I'm gonna say:
Chorus: She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbye She got lost in the desert drowned in a hot tub Danced to nothing in an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died!