(Verse 1) I feel like the new Marky Mark In my Calvin Kleins, no t-shirt on With a young Kate Moss In a Times Square billboard, man, what ya’ll in for Ok let’s hold up real quick I know they all gone’ feel this Tired of shopping on Canal, why don’t you come and get this real shit She said she’s from The Hills and right now she just doesn’t feel it On a diet to lose seven pounds, man that’s word to Will Smith I’m on some Hollywood shit Chateau Marmont you’ll meet me In Topanga Canyon with Topanga word to Mr. Feeny McDreamy, McSteamy, your girl gone just like Houdini Life’s a beach, I mean a bitch, in a yellow polka dot bikini Steve Mcqueen-y, meets Avicii Ask the Jeanie, ass is mean-y Attached to Katie Calllin’ me baby fallin’ behind, in a stallin’ Mercedes All from the 80’s, following maybe Momma gone’ like me, daddy gone hate me But its ok ‘cause my family’s here, and we roll deep just like The Brady’s/ Recline but don’t get lazy unwind, but don’t get lazy Put your du-rags on get wavey motherfucker we go crazy
(Hook) Yea..whattup, whattup, whattup I’m in here right now and you know I’m dressed up I messed up a few times, but shit, so what It’s fine, because I, just don’t give a fuck Just don’t give a fuck (X3)
(Verse 2) I’m waking up with a bad bitch, went to sleep last night with a bad bitch Had a dream last night ‘bout a bad bitch so I guess that life is just a bad bitch And I’m still feeling so average, and I still ain’t half established Ain’t half as rich as half the guys, who are half as fly as that kid D to the whizzy WHY, baby girl I’m here tonight Hoping I can have the pleasure of pleasuring you, I mean it’s my pleasure right Okay, now we in this bitch like it’s our first, time until I go meet my hurse Have you seen her purse, not ‘cause she lost it, ‘cause just look at how much it costed Yea girl we in them movies, eating like Ruby Tuesday "Call my boo, boobie boobie," she replied, "oh he’s a cutey" Need to move me, be my duty, your man’s a square like rubix cubey Usually rude and rudely hugely moving through he judge like Judy Wow, woah, mink fur coat, pink Merlot, need Bardot Need more dough, see me go, tomorrow, I’ll be ghost I’ll be back and then I’ll be gone. never sleep won’t see me yawn Can’t see the sea that I be on, to infinite and beyond
(Hook) Yea..whattup, whattup, whattup I’m in here right now and you know I’m dressed up I messed up a few times, but shit, so what It’s fine, because I, just don’t give a fuck Just don’t give a fuck (X3)
(Outro: Cam'ron) You see how my diamonds look like motherfucking a rainbow? You see how you- ? Now let's get all in that face, there's diamonds inside of diamonds inside of diamonds And they dancing, they doing the fucking Macarena THE FUCKING MACARENA Look at the rosaries dancing! Yea every loop on the fucking rosary is dancing! Dancing! Dance on em' (Laughing) Dance on em (x2)! C'mon Man... I'm dancing with the fucking stars man! DICKY!