[Intro: Bizarre] This what you do When the bartender fuck your drink up Bitch, I said Absolut cranberry
[Verse 1: Bizarre] Seen this white bitch that I wanted to rape So I said "fuck it" and I asked her on a date Lots of cash, we went out to a casino Just me and a girlfriend, out there playing Bingo So I'm trying to think of a way to make my attack I got a .357 with an axe in the back And I fucked her raw, gave her black cock all night I ain't Brian Pumper, I'm more like Wesley Pipes Now it's back to this bitch getting raped 2 chainsaws and some black duct tape Said she was sorry, didn't want me to take her life I said "fuck that" and stabbed her with a knife
[Hook 1] He raped the bartender (oh nobody’s lookin' for me) Pulled opened the car with her (uh-huh, okay) He raped the bartender (oh nobody’s lookin' for me) And now Bizarre is in her (okay)
[Verse 2: Maestro] Woke up this morning, almost late for my flight Probably from the way I was fooling at the bar last night I remember this one chick, body looking so right Damn it what was her name? She had a boyfriend, dude was staring at me with a mean mug Probably cause his girl's staring at me like she wanna fuck Don't be mad at me, stupid, don't bring your bitch to the club I'll shoot two in your brain Don't let this bar tab fool ya, I'll dump you in the trunk You lost your life cause your girl thinks I'm cooler than you You had too much to drink You better stop and think Before you end up on Channel 5
[Hook] Don't play with the bartender You 'bout to get your ass beat Just because you drank too much liquor Uh-huh, okay Don't play with the bartender You 'bout to get your ass beat You'll lose your ass if mess with her Uh-huh, okay
[Verse 3: Kuniva] Walked up in the club and I strolled on over to the bar Breath a little on tard and I left my big bed in the car Got my gun by my side, try to rob me homie and you won't get far I'll shoot the shit out of you, Uh-huh, okay But anyway I was chilling so I posted up and ordered my drink She gave me some Henny turned away fast, and muttered "man your breath stink" Snatch her up real fast like "bitch don't be disrespecting me" I'll slap the taste out your mouth She took a swing, I dipped Came up and molliwopped that bitch She pulled a knife, I stepped back Pulled out my big Gat Somebody's in the ER tonight
[Hook 3] He shot the bartender (Yeah, then I watch that bitch bleed) Right through her heart and liver (I ma ‘bout to do a 103) He shot the bartender (I ma let that bitch bleed) And now the cops have intern. (They’ll never catch me)
[Outro: Rondell Beene] (Oh shit is the po-po, I’m out bitch!)