Back in the not too distant past When I would need a quick repast Or a temporary break from my agenda
Up to the bedroom I would head Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda
My alternatives were slim If I tried to find another source for sin I'd have to hang out with the losers in the backroom of my local video store
But last month I finally made the call I got a brand new cable modem installed And it opened up the floodgates of a whole new universe of INTERNET PORN
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Honestly honey, I dunno how the link got on there!
After my girlfriend goes to sleep And I get out of bed and down the hall I creep So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3 or 4
You'll always find me in that same tableau Silloueted by my monitor's warm glow And absorbing all the bounty from the cornocopia of INTERNET PORN
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