Whenever life gets you down Keeps you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you’re all out of hope Down at the end of your rope And nobody’s there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go Come on and take a walk in my shoes Never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string ’Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues
I take a look at my enormous penis And my troubles start a’meltin’ away I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are comin’ to stay
I gotta sing and I dance When I glance in my pants And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day I take a look at my enormous penis And everything is goin’ my way
I take a look at my enormous penis And my troubles start a’meltin’ away I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are comin’ to stay
Yeah, I got great big amounts In the place where it counts And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day I take a look at my enormous penis And everything is goin’ my way (my trouser monster) Everything is goin’ my way (my meat is murder) Everything is goin’ my way (…size doesn’t matter…?) Everything is goin’ my way