Workin' on a laptop, close to the end of a job I've been doing since half past ten I don't believe that it's frozen again, the system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o; I don't believe that it's frozen again, the system has gone down-O.
So I took it down to the help desk guy, and I said "make it better or I'm gonna cry." He said, "I'm sorry, your computer has died, and the data can no longer be found-o, found-o, found-o." He said, "I'm sorry your computer has died, the data can no longer be found-O."
To the roof with the laptop I did go over to the edge and I gave it a throw, and when it arrived seven stories below it really made a mighty fine sound-o, sound-o, sound-o, and when it arrived seven stories below, it really made a mighty fine sound-O.
Well, that didn't do enough to ease my pain so I went down to Dulles and I got on a plane Sayin' "This is all Billy Gates's fault, and I'm gonna be trackin' him down-o, down-o, down-o." Sayin' "This is all Billy Gates's fault, and I'm gonna be trackin' him down-O."
Touched down in Seattle and got off the plane Hit Starbucks to get out of the rain Paid all of my dough for a thimble of joe full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-o, brown-o, brown-o, Paid all of my dough for a thimble of joe full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-O.
When the Gates found out about my plan he packed up his bag, turned tail and ran Megalo-man took it out on the lam and hid way underground-o, ground-o, ground-o. Megalo-man took it out on the lam and hid way underground-O.
Well the Gates been a-runnin' ever since that day, he thinks he can hide but he can't get away. When I finally find his little skinny behind Gonna kick it all over this town-o, town-o, town-o. When I finally find his little skinny behind Gonna kick it all over this town.