Whenever life get you down Keeps you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behind And when your all out of hope Down at the end of your rope And nobody's there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low That you don't know which way to go Come on and take a walk in my shoes Never worry 'bout a thing Got the world on a string Cause i've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)
I take a look at my enormous penis And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doom bop bop) I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo)
I got a sing and I dance When I glance in my pants And a-feelin's like a sun shiny day I take a look at my enormous Pe-e-enis And a-everything is goin' my way (ba-doom bop bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis (it's not that hard) And my troubles start a-meltin' away (just Bob and Tom) I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo) Yeah i got great big amounts in the place where it counts And the feelin's like a sun shiny day I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis And a-ev'rything is goin' my way (on bob and tom now) Ev'rything is goin' my way (hey look at these goobers) Ev'rything is goin' my way (Ai-chi-wow-wah) Ev'rything is goin' my waaaaaaaaay Yummmmm