Poet for sale, a real live one, yeah. Yes a real live person for sale I have my values anyway, Clothing no extra charge of course
Buy me now, go on Buy me now, save yourself. Get a gnome for your home Or an angel in a taxi-cab Or a corpse in a London bus Or a fairy in your dairy milking petty cash.
All you gotta do is buy me and I'm yours, all yours. No extra charge and my hair is real I tell you, its real. I beat as I sleep as I dream.
You could have me today, no deposit and I'm interest free too Just free. Isn't that enough? Take me and I will love you, lurve you, love you, love you And then, eat you, eat you. Thank you, thank you, thank you Thank you, thank you, thank you Thank you, thank you, thank you Wank you, swallow you whole. Master, your word is law Wipe your feet on my mouth and I will wait at your door. Am I really wanted? Am I? Am I wanted? Is my head to be rented till demented? Look, I'm no brothel full of philosophic muscle I'm no menstruating minstrel in a bedroom with no headroom I'm no rotten ill-gotten corpse of cold glutton to be bought cheap So piss off purchasers!