Daffy Duck - Rhapsody | Текст песни

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• Daffy Duck
• Rhapsody

Greetings!

My name is Daffy

There's no other duck like me

Because I'm so daffy

And the reason I'm daffy

And so gosh-derned riff-raffy

And so screwy and laffy

Is because those hunters won't leave me alone

Oh, why don't they hunt some other animal for a change

So, that I won't have to end up on a kitchen range

But no, duck hunting's all the rage and they won't let me be

And I'm so full of bullets, I'm lit up like a Christmas tree

There's so much I'd like to do if I just had the chance

I'd like to play and romp and even sing and do a dance

I would read the latest book

Go swimming in the babbling brook

I'd like to fly the seven seas

Play hide and seek among the trees

I'd play hop scotch and double dutch

And this and that and things and such

I know that isn't asking much

But all these things I daresn't touch

It's bang! bang! here, and bang! bang! there

Bullets flying everywhere

I can't stand it any longer

I get weak and they get stronger

Hunters to the right of me

Hunters to the left I see

Over hill and over dale

Bullets whizzing past my tail

There's no rest and there's no peace

Won't this shooting ever cease

Morning, noon, and through the night

That's why I look such a fright

BANG! BANG! BANG!

I'm only sixteen yards ahead

BANG! BANG! BANG!

They're shooting straight at me

HOO! HOO! HOO!

They won't let up until I'm dead

HOO! HOO! HOO!

Why can't they let me be!

Why don't they hunt big wild moose

Or chase a Ranger on the loose

There's possums, chipmunks, caribou

Or rabbits for a rabbit stew

Rats and squirrels, porcupines

Monkeys swinging on the vines

Leopards with or without spots

Wild cats with or without dots

Elephants, badgers, kangaroos

Lions, tigers, cows that moo

Wolf and mice and praire ox

Red and grey and silver fox

DAFFY! They drive me daffy!

Those hunters with their great big guns

They're all uncles, cousins, fathers, sons

Crazy! They got me hazy

With all that rootin'-flootin'-hootin'-tootin'-high-falootin' noisy shootin'

Closer! They're gettin' closer

With shot-guns, pistols, bows and arrows, riffles,

Knives, and other deadly trifles

Scram now! While I'm still able

You're nutty to think that I'm gonna

End up on somebody's dinner table

Sooooo,

Good-bye!

So long now!

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo,

Woo- hoo, woo-hoo...