[Verse 1: RetcH] I'm drenched in Bacardi, stepped in the party (wasted) Grass stains on her knees and my jeans are wilin' Everybody looked in awkward silence I screamed \"Hi I'm David Hasselhoff\" (hey) Hit the cabbage patch and then I laugh it off (humour) Spark the wooly then I pass it off (laced) To the chick with big tits and a ass of course (voluptuous) I mean a ass of course, I'm slightly off Bought the car then crashed of course (totaled) Empty cans they dangle from the gas exhaust (newly wed) Exchange the vowels in Vegas cause she was Asian (oriental) Told her I paint paintin's (Mozart) With a anus, pussy sweeter than apple danish (delectable) I only eat it from the back so I can lick her butt And say I didn't mean it, when really I'm just a nasty fuck (cause I'm gross) That's how I give it up, me and two fat jawns Posted at the KFC, lookin' for somethin' to snack on (30 piece) Forgot the biscuit, so I'm buggin' out Fatty trippin, tired of her fuckin' mouth (fuck you) Grab her tongue and cut it out (cut it out)
[Interlude: Da$H] Just cut it out bitch (Fuckin' tramp) D-A-DOLLA nigga (Fuck your whole existence) As if you ain't fuckin' know Where the Newports? (Nicotine for the dream) Tell your bitch go get the Newports Send your mom to the store for the magnums, I ain't fuckin' around Fuck all you niggas (Fuck us?) Nah (Fuck you)
[Verse 2: Da$H] All of the power got me drunk 2.5 of all them sour gettin' puffed, white slut Ate the powder in the butt (boof that) Devour chowder after lunch (fuckin' great) After brunch, rum punch, leave slumped (finished) Flow holier than the fiend's chucks Get it poppin' like a teen's bumps (ill) Insecure, big fish was caught with a lure Pinky to the gums, make sure it's pure, plant the C4 (it's good shit x2) Blow the fuckin' door off the hinges, put the Clorox in the syringes Punch to the neck of all the Henchmen (got em') She got the dust drenched on a Winston (dusted) Eyes glistenin, bitch is high as fuck Young MacGyver, skydive in a designer truck (stuck that) No [?] though, eatin' bruschudo with a jew ho (Jewish) Weighed in the weed it equaled out to a sumo Fed the beef to my dog Cujo From Atlanta, love the hammer dance Money long like Montana pants (slacks) Perform a tantrum with a dancer in a ambulance (woo woo) Screamin' save me (save me) I'm only in it to get paid baby (yeah)
[Verse 3: RetcH] I'm only in it for the paper, toss the scrapers Exhalin' vapors screamin' \"fuck the neighbors\" (fuck em') Flex in Challenger, hammer to your melon like Gallagher (murder) My caliber is a massacre, give you agida Jump out the blimp, quadruple flip onto the ship (clean) I'm such a pimp, [?] dish with a side of shrimp (me) The bitch a dime, her man he do construction ([?]) In the midst of the function she gave me suction (slut bitch) It's nothin, this feather ascot got me stuntin' (flexin') Bang the puss like percussion, sweet muffin (scrumptious) Fuck it
[Verse 4: Da$H] The bitch from Venice with the tuchus (great ass) Punch the king up out his [?], he tried to stunt it (frontin') Shoulda tucked it, had to call his bluff quick (folded) Made the nigga put the cards down (folded) Tombstone him through the hard ground (boom) Now he stuck, what the fuck (fuck) Wife trippin, throw her into submission ([?]) Treat her like a exhibition Chase the mil' while you penny pinchin' (pinchin') Tellin Benson grab the Smith'n (Get the gun Benson, it's business time) Bitch